ESPN – Hofstra University is dropping its football team, citing high costs and low interest from the college community.

The university, which has fielded a football team for the last 69 years, told its coaching staff Thursday morning that it is dropping the sport, sources told ESPN.com.

The Pride, which has competed in the NCAA's Football Championship Subdivision since 1991, is the second member of the Colonial Athletic Association to drop its football program in the last 10 days. Northeastern University in Boston announced it was dropping its football program after 74 seasons on Nov. 23.

What will every gym class hero from Long Island and Northern Jersey do now? I dont' know if anyone else sees a direct correlation between cutting this football team and the lead up to the casting for season 2 of MTV Jersey Shore but I sure as fuck do.

When it comes down to it you can't be out running routes and lifting when you need to get your hair up and your bronze on.

Just like any other American I fucking hate soccer, because it is the dumbest fucking sport on the planet. The only thing that separates us from the animals is the fact that we have thumbs and can pick shit up, but a bunch of Brits and Brazilians want to kick shit so everyone else hopped on board.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse they are turning the field into the set of West Side Story, doing fucking dances around each other.

This is what I look like literally every fucking Sunday morning, after drinking my soul away.

1) I have never given a shit about women's sports before.

2) I don't consider soccer a sport because they don't use their hands, and with out them there is nothing separating us from the animals.

With those two things being stated I can say that this game was fucking wild! I have no clue what the score was in this game and couldn't give a shit about who played but one thing is clear… Elizabeth Lambert could get it. Yea, she would probably punch me in the face and totally emasculate me, but i think it would be totally worth it because she is the type of girl to look back over her shoulder and say, "Are you not MAN enough to fuck me in the ass?"

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The University of Florida’s response plans for a zombie apocalypse are no longer available for public consumption.

They just took that down so when Tim Tebow is walking around like a space cadet with his concussion, talking about Jesus, no one shoots him in the head.

Solid prank!