Fucking Tiger Woods can't catch a break anywhere. Not only is he getting shit for cheating on his wife, but he is getting torn apart for the girls being ugly and finishing too early.

Put this guy on the Billionaire Suicide List!!

Philly – Go ahead, make his day.

New York Islanders defenceman Brendan Witt was hit by a car in Philadelphia on Tuesday, according to Newsday. But Witt reportedly picked himself up off the road and, after a few profanities, assured everyone he was all right before continuing on his way, prompting one witness to say, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey."

Witt was crossing Arch Street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.

"I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."

I am a corporate desk jockey and iI would never make it to work if i\I got hit by a car. I would seriously sit at home for about a week forget going and playing an anthletic event that wasn't beer pong or flip cup.

Who the fuck just brushes that off by sayin "I'm a hockey player"? and not "I'm in a crumpled ball on the ground, and my spleen is on broad."

I wonder who on the Flyers drives a gold SUV?

-Shout to Ely for the link

WINDERMERE, Fla. — Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is in stable condition after suffering stomach pains, which prompted a 911 call from his home for the second time in two weeks.

Barbro Holmberg was taken by ambulance early Tuesday to Health Central Hospital, hospital spokesman Dan Yates said. He said her condition was not serious but he could not be more specific because of privacy laws.

Yates said Holmberg was in a private room and the family has hired additional security to keep the media away. He said family members have visited her, but he would say who.

This guy can't buy a fucking break!! Just when he has every slut from coast to coast saying they got a shot at his driver, he is going to have to pretend to care about this shit.

So now he if getting no ass, everyone is on him for popping pills and he is going to have to pay for these medical expenses? I would cut my losses and eat a divorce.

People – Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan nightclub hostess linked to Tiger Woods, was none too happy when she first heard about other women whom the golf great may have been seeing.

Angry or not, Uchitel wasn’t naïve about dating a celebrity. "She was going out with other guys while she was with Tiger,” says the source. "There wasn’t a huge loyalty with it."

Wait so you were the side piece, and you thought you were the only one?? Are girls fucking retarded? If you are the side piece, that means you are probably one of many, and as soon as you move up in rank your spot needs to be filled.

Plus this chick is banging dudes all over the place behind Tiger's rich ass?? You just can't trust women.

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Philly – Former Eagle Freddie Mitchell was pulled over on the Blue Route Sunday morning in a silver Maserati, according to state police who say they clocked him at 81 mph.

When they ran his Florida license through, a warrant popped up out of Indiana and Mitchell was hauled down to the Lower Merion Police Department. He was arrested on charges of being a fugitive from justice.

Not the biggest news because he is the type of guy to get arrested on some dumb shit, but I had to share his qoute from this article on Tiger Woods.

"I'm kinda annoyed right now…I was with the Eagles for four years, I was cheating for four years…nobody covered it!"

CLASSIC!!

I came across this while on the couch this weekend. How does a professional athlete just stand there and not steal the ball?

Since today is a boring as fuck news day I figured I would sexxy things up here.

You better watch your phones this weekend guys because I know a guy who got busted, because his girl heard about Tiger and checked his phone.

If you don't delete, you will get beat.

Another celebrity is back in Philly and I had to offer him a place to live.

AI,

What’s good baby? We back!!!!

Listen man you are back in Killadelphia and you are for sure going to need a spot to dip off to when you get tired of PRACTICE. I know you have a spot in South Jersey but I have a spot right near Rittenhouse where you can come through chill and crash whenever you need.

Here is the deal, we have a big living room to chill in and can move the coffee table out of the way if you need to have Jada come through and freestyle while you dribble to get your swagger back or it’s good to just chill and burn L’s.

The bedroom available is pretty big so you will have plenty of room to put all your championship trophies… ummm, I mean sneakers and your MVP trophy which is also good for bring back a few 76er dancers if you see fit.

The best part about the place is that we have a big patio which is perfect for locking naked chick outside of. We know how you rolled with your wife doing that so we will totally support anything you need to do to keep a hoe in line. Beyond that just to show you how committed we are to having you move in we will get a bowling alley chair to have in the house so that you can feel at home and hit a bitch in the head with it.  And don’t worry we won’t let you go back to jail this time…

If you aren’t sure about checking out the place just ask Mike Vick, he lives here.