New York – One thing George Costanza had on everyone else in the world was the highest Frogger score ever on an original Frogger machine. No more.

A Westport, Connecticut man has killed one of George’s greatest feats from a classic episode of Seinfeld, and beat the fictional record of 860,630 points.

Pat Laffaye is the first person in video gaming history to beat the fictional "Costanza Score" by crossing pixilated frogs across a busy street, according to Twin Galaxies International, which has the esteemed role as official scorekeeper on all eras of video gaming since 1981.

Laffaye not only beat George’s score but shattered it by getting 896,980 points in 5 hours and 15 minutes.

Biggest loser ever?? If a guy spends 5 hours trying to beat a fictional high score set by televisions biggest loser, it might be time to kill yourself.

And whoever thinks this is going to live on in "pop culture trivia" is fucking retarded because no one is going to remember this shit.

Detroit — Impassioned parents demanded jail time for educators and district officials Saturday following the release of test scores that showed fourth- and eighth-graders had the worst math scores in the nation.

City students took the National Assessment of Educational Progress test this year, and 69 percent of fourth-graders scored below the basic level in math and 77 percent of eighth-graders scored below basic.

So you live in maybe the worst place on planet earth, and you are blaming the teachers your kid is retarded?

Here is what you do to fix these test scores:

1) Find a piece of wood about a foot long and 6 inches wide.

2) Find your stupid kid.

3) Put them over your knee regardless of age.

4) Beat the fuck out of them.

It's what my dad did for me and look at me now. I am a productive member of society and I own my own website worth millions of hypothetical dollars.

Philly – Go ahead, make his day.

New York Islanders defenceman Brendan Witt was hit by a car in Philadelphia on Tuesday, according to Newsday. But Witt reportedly picked himself up off the road and, after a few profanities, assured everyone he was all right before continuing on his way, prompting one witness to say, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey."

Witt was crossing Arch Street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.

"I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."

I am a corporate desk jockey and iI would never make it to work if i\I got hit by a car. I would seriously sit at home for about a week forget going and playing an anthletic event that wasn't beer pong or flip cup.

Who the fuck just brushes that off by sayin "I'm a hockey player"? and not "I'm in a crumpled ball on the ground, and my spleen is on broad."

I wonder who on the Flyers drives a gold SUV?

-Shout to Ely for the link

WINDERMERE, Fla. — Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is in stable condition after suffering stomach pains, which prompted a 911 call from his home for the second time in two weeks.

Barbro Holmberg was taken by ambulance early Tuesday to Health Central Hospital, hospital spokesman Dan Yates said. He said her condition was not serious but he could not be more specific because of privacy laws.

Yates said Holmberg was in a private room and the family has hired additional security to keep the media away. He said family members have visited her, but he would say who.

This guy can't buy a fucking break!! Just when he has every slut from coast to coast saying they got a shot at his driver, he is going to have to pretend to care about this shit.

So now he if getting no ass, everyone is on him for popping pills and he is going to have to pay for these medical expenses? I would cut my losses and eat a divorce.

Since "Jersey Shore" has been sweeping the globe as the moon landing of our generation, many people have been concerned about Snickers getting rocked in the face during the season preview. Don't anyone worry, that bitch can eat a punch.

Philly.com – A cast member of an MTV show filming at the Jersey Shore got a fistful of reality Wednesday when an inebriated New York man punched her in the face during a taping at an Ocean County bar.

Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV's latest foray at the popular resort town.

All I can say is I am so smitten for a girl that can eat a punch like a champion.

-Shout to the Boner for the link

People – Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan nightclub hostess linked to Tiger Woods, was none too happy when she first heard about other women whom the golf great may have been seeing.

Angry or not, Uchitel wasn’t naïve about dating a celebrity. "She was going out with other guys while she was with Tiger,” says the source. "There wasn’t a huge loyalty with it."

Wait so you were the side piece, and you thought you were the only one?? Are girls fucking retarded? If you are the side piece, that means you are probably one of many, and as soon as you move up in rank your spot needs to be filled.

Plus this chick is banging dudes all over the place behind Tiger's rich ass?? You just can't trust women.

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Since today is a boring as fuck news day I figured I would sexxy things up here.

You better watch your phones this weekend guys because I know a guy who got busted, because his girl heard about Tiger and checked his phone.

If you don't delete, you will get beat.