New York – One thing George Costanza had on everyone else in the world was the highest Frogger score ever on an original Frogger machine. No more.

A Westport, Connecticut man has killed one of George’s greatest feats from a classic episode of Seinfeld, and beat the fictional record of 860,630 points.

Pat Laffaye is the first person in video gaming history to beat the fictional "Costanza Score" by crossing pixilated frogs across a busy street, according to Twin Galaxies International, which has the esteemed role as official scorekeeper on all eras of video gaming since 1981.

Laffaye not only beat George’s score but shattered it by getting 896,980 points in 5 hours and 15 minutes.

Biggest loser ever?? If a guy spends 5 hours trying to beat a fictional high score set by televisions biggest loser, it might be time to kill yourself.

And whoever thinks this is going to live on in "pop culture trivia" is fucking retarded because no one is going to remember this shit.

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