DJ Pauly D dropping some knowledge so you can be fresh for the holidays.

As someone who has had a blowout, let me tell you it is not easy to maintain. However if you have been rocking a blowout for 10 fucking years you probably should just end it all.

I'm going to Florida, but you enjoy the snow…

I honestly can't tell if these girls are hot…

Got out there and let your inner child out YJ Army.

EVERYTHING I OWN!!!!!

That is what I would give to know this chick in real life today. Seriously, what do you do after Pauly D pulls the mid stair spin move just to get away from you and "The Situation" tears your apart in the confessional.

All of that action almost even made up for MTV pussying out and pulling the actual Snooki punch from the air, but in the end that will never be forgiven. Just like the guys should not be forgiven for not ripping this guys head off because "The Situation" and Pauly were probably lining up some broads to strike out with while Ronnie was aggressively eye gazing with Sammi, and is Vinny even on this show anymore? Real meatheads would have demolished that dude…

On another note JWOWW needs to figure her shit out and start sitting on a dick or she is going to be the biggest waste of talent since god invented breast reduction.

Note: I will not touch Ronnie crying because I don't know what to say and he is a friend of a friend and may rip my head off.

Ok, it was terrible…

Finally Friday…

Just hear those sleigh bells ringing and jing ting tingaling too...