I don't get the obsession with IPhones. Never have and never will, but one thing is for sure and that is, that girls love taking pictures of themselves with their IPhones.

That being said someone made Girls with IPhones where people submit pictures and they get posted. Some are normal and some a naked so watch yourself at work.

I wonder how many girls will stop taking pictures as a result…

-Shout to R-O-Double for sending this in

CLEVELAND — Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore has contacted investigators from Major League Baseball to stop publication of steamy photographs that he says were stolen from his girlfriend's e-mail account and then posted online.

Sizemore took the photos, which first appeared Sunday on a Web site, with a cell phone standing in front of a bathroom mirror. He is partially nude in a few of them.

That's the danger about dick pics, you never know where they are going to end up. All you think is you are sending your girl or someone else's girl a nice shot of whats for dinner and the next thing you know she is responding money schemes from Kenya and your shit is all over the web.

Always text and keep your face out…

DEFIANCE - A Defiance husband and wife arrested in separate vehicles and both charged with drunken driving and child endangering are to be arraigned at 10 a.m. Monday in Defiance Municipal Court.

Troopers with the Defiance post of the Ohio Highway Patrol said David and Marcia Bellaire were arrested about 2 a.m. Saturday after each was found to have blood-alcohol levels exceeding Ohio's limit of 0.08 percent.

Mr. Bellaire's was 0.135, while Mrs. Bellaire's was 0.086, according to the results of breathalyzer tests released by the agency.

Both had a child in their respective vehicles.

The family that drinks together, is the family that stays together. You may not have to drive together but just as long as you drink together is what matters. Plus, splitting up for the drive home helps your odds for not getting a DUI… or at least it should.

Back to work and late today!

No Good Morning post today since I got zero submissions last week.

Send submissions to YuppieJunk@gmail.com

Well now you all know what is on my list. Happy Black Friday!

Boston Barstool

What the fuck does this kid eat? He has to be 6 years old on steroids or a daily dose of Ray Lewis' urine.

And what the fuck are the kids on the other tema thinking? You can't just stand there with the ball and hope someone takes it from you as a QB, or leave your feet turning the corner up field. Someone better teach these little fuckers to place kick!!

Check out the coach's reaction after the first hit.