We talked about this video last week and I never got the chance to post until some readers reminded me.   I love when celebrities do shit like this but also hate that they are 10,000% funnier than me.  Check out this weeks Podcast, right here Friday at 7:30.

This is from last weeks Family Guy and it’s funny as hell, and I dont mean that because of the Jew joke.  Well not entirely.

It’s HUMP DAY and that means its the day we want to kill ourselves, but then this got sent in.

Hope it brightens your day!!

This weeks Power Hour Podcast will be on Friday at 7:30, so tune in and get banged up before you head out.

MSNBC - Parents might say “honesty is the best policy,” but when it comes to interacting with their own kids, mom and dad stretch the truth with the best of them, finds a new study.

No, really?????

Of course parents lie to their bratty kid!! My parents lied to me every fucking day of childhood and look at what a stand up citizen it made me. Now, I’m not talking about little shit like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny because even my dumb ass figured that shit out at a young age. I am talking about shit like “you can be whatever you want if you work hard”. Shit like that makes dickhead kids like me do a little more than the minimum because if my parents flat out told me “Life sucks anyway” I would have done nothing and would just but out like the old dude I posted yesterday.

Plus without being introduced to lying at a young age, how would I be as good at lying to girls as I am now?

DOG CATCHER: Yo did you end up fucking that chick?

HURT PUPPY: Huge negative!!

DOG CATCHER: What happened?

HURT PUPPY: She just wasn’t having it.

DOG CATCHER: You didn’t get head or anything?

HURT PUPPY: Oh I did but it was the worst experience of my life.

DOG CATCHER: Haha how so?

HURT PUPPY: Well she we playing me in a violent matter and it hurt so I asked for a BJ and she told me “If I do that it will be bad news”

So of course I thought once she gets it in her mouth the panties are off.

DOG CATCHER: Wait they weren’t?

HURT PUPPY: No!

Turns out there was no “news” just bad

Teeth!!!

DOG CATCHER: Hahaha

Every time I hear “bad news” I picture Mike Vick killing dogs

HURT PUPPY: It was basically the same experience.

This is the logo for a local kickball team in the Philly area. While I think rec kickball is only played by hipsters and as a result I must hate it, this shit is hilarious.

Its just after 1pm on Monday so I obviously want to kill myself and this guy is not helping in any way.  At least I can rest assured that there are not enough drugs in the world to make me dance like this fool. This guy is like 40 years old and had holes cut in his shirt like he is cruising San Francisco looking for a dick to sit on. And who the fuck is this guy with the diesel mustache?  When you hear techno you gotta dry hump and fist pump not pull this shit!!!