TAMPA — Police say it took two hours to get a drunk man out of his home, where he armed and barricaded himself after refusing to pay his cab fare. Andrew Jason Hickey, 22, took a United Cab to his home at 3509 W Paul Ave., according to the Tampa Police Department. There, he refused to pay the $6 fare.

What ever happened to skipping out on a fare by having the guy go 5 doors to far on a one way street then running the wrong way? It is a much simpler way to avoid the fare without getting raped in prison. You always gotta ask yourself “Is there a simpler way than getting raped in prison?” and hope the answer is yes.

This is exactly what we need so that people dont actually carry guns around and shoot each other. nah, Im just kidding. Without tragedy in the world the only thing left to write about would be sluts. Tons and tons of sluts.

-Shout to The Rock for the video.

KFC’s newest “sandwich” is a heart-stopping creation that seems literally to die for: it layers two kinds of cheese with bacon and oozes “Colonel’s sauce.” The twist? Instead of bread, two deep-fried chicken breasts round out the calorific concoction. Dubbed the Double Down, the sandwich is in test markets so far, which means that only overeaters in Providence, Rhode Island, and Omaha, Nebraska, can get their greasy fill. The buzz is that it’s got more than an entire day’s worth of the recommended allowance for fat, cholesterol, sodium and protein, according to an analysis in the Vancouver Sun.

Is this shit even legal?? I’m pretty sure if I saw one of these I would puke immediately and bleed from the eyes. However, KFC played this real smart by picking two of the most mediocre places on the face of planet earth to test these beasts. If the people in Providence and Omaha don’t devour these things then no one will.

-Shout to Lil Sis for the link.

Get it in this weekend Yuppie Junk Army. We will be out harassing the Olde City area and looking for more girl to pose with the stickers.

We live by 3 rules:

1. They not ready!

2. Muthafukas need to know!

3. GETYOSHIT!

The best part is his teammate stepping over him to pick up the ball and pad his stats.

I know that you need to finish out the play but this guy basically moonwalks while his teammates are showing concern for their dude sleeping on the goal line.

A fine will be on the way.

This shit has been all over the news. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ENGLAND????

I really dont know what to say to this because there is a dead baby involved and brand new orphans. I would tell you all that I will never text and drive again but that would be as big a lie as saying I will never drink and drive again.

Lets here it for white knuckle driving at 3am!!

The New York Post is reporting that Derek Jeter is engaged to Minka Kelly. If this is true I personally am crushed as a Yankee fan and a man.

Jeter gave us all the hope and dream that we could bang the hottest chicks ( or the most mediocre) and never have to settle down. If this is true is is the most crushing move for the Yankees since Joey D picked up that skank Marilyn Monroe.

In all honesty if Jeter is telling her to keep it a secret this shit is not going to happen. He is probably just making a run at the back door and playing the ‘dirty little secret” card to get there.

SEATTLE, Washington (CNN) — Software giant Microsoft apologized Wednesday for the apparent bad judgment that led to the head of a black model being swapped for that of a white model in an online advertisement.

Why would they change this ad in Poland?????

Oh wait, maybe because there aren’t and black people in Poland and there would be fucking riots without this change.

The best part is “We apologized, fixed the error and we are looking into how it happened”. My guess is Photoshop…