Frat Fact: Never overstay your welcome.

A big problem in life in general is people over staying there welcome but it is very important to realize that this is wrong.

This is why it is expected for you to leave a party as soon as the keg is kicked or even if you feel it should happen at 4am behind the wheel of a car. The key here is that you are doing things on your terms and being respectful at the same time.

Another great example is leaving a girls place at 6am before she wakes up. Most people will think this is rude because you should stay until she wakes up and exchange contact info. NOTHING could be further from the truth than that. Do you think this broad really wants you to be there to then eat all her food to soak up the booze that made her a good idea the night before? I think not!! This is why it is in her best interest to not overstay your welcome.

It’s not fine to cum come early but it is classy to leave early.

You know your weekend got out of hand when you wake up to emails like this…

From: Billy Hunter

To: Basically everyone he knows cause he doesn’t remember who he was with.

If anyone knows why i woke up at the train station in town in my car with just jeans on would be a great help….if anyone knew where my shirt and sandals were that would also be a great help!!! good day!

ps – for bonus points if anyone could direct me to my dignity that would also be a great help!

And the response is…


From: Yuppie Junk

To: All

Basically you asked to close your tab 3 times after you did, within a 15 minute span. You then picked up Steve’s mom hiking up her skirt and carrying her out of the bar. Then you were dying so i put you on the couch in the Germainager which you immediately fell off of. After we put you back on the couch you puked all over it and the surrounding area.

PJ and Milkman carried you into the grass where you stayed on your hands and knees for an hour puking and putting your own head in your puke. Then you got up and took off your shirt and chased sunshine around and tried to fight him for no reason while biting him.

Then you walked out of Steve’s yard a about 4am and took off in your car…

Ok so I really did hate him but this is pretty cool. This really shows the ripple effect that MJ had over music.

Now who is going to make one of these to show the ripple effect of sexual assual?

MJ -> Macaulay Culkin -> his child -> his child and a neighborhood child -> etc.

Note: -> = inappropriate contact with a minor

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Farrah Fawcett, the “Charlie’s Angels” star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.

As a guy in my mid 20’s all I know about this old school dime peace is the picture at the top and that she was a Charlie’s Angel before they let dumpsters like Drew Barrymore in.

Let us all take a moment of silence to this broad who many Yuppie before us scrapped it to.

I went to get lunch today at my local Chick fil a cause its fucking delicious. Obviously I was excited for this because I just learned there was one near my office but that joy was soon taken away when I got my change.

I don’t know if i missed this or maybe they just didn’t show it on Sportscenter but there are new pennies that came out this year… and they are gay as hell. I looked down to find the back of the penny now has a picture of Abe Lincoln reading a book on a log. What the fuck is that????

In this economy with a war going on, we as Americans need more out of our penny. I am thinking, Abe Lincoln killing a redneck with a bayonet from the civil war when the north stole freed the slaves.

Does it get anymore American than that?