GI NO: Ashton Kutcher has over a million followers

more then CNN

GI JOE: yea but didn’t he make it a bet or something

I’m gettin rid of my facebook soon

GI NO: posted a pic of Demi Moore’s ass a few weeks ago

from his phone

GI JOE: haha

that’s awesome

I want her ass too

GI JOE: think about growing up watching strip tease

GI JOE: than making it big in hollywood

and dating her

GI NO: I don’t think shes good looking

GI Jane killed it for me

forever

GI JOE: nah I like their heads as bald as their pussys

and bone dry

GI NO: haha

LINTHICUM, Md. – There were some tense moments at Baltimore-Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport Tuesday night as two passengers had to be evaluated for swine flu.

AirTran Airways Flight 85 from Cancun, Mexico radioed ahead to the airport about the two men, said airport spokesman Jonathan Dean. They had fevers and were sick to their stomachs.

It turns out that these guys were just totally hammered. What else could it have possibly been coming out of Cancun, Mexico?

I think I just cracked the case on this whole swine flu thing. Everyone is just nursing a serious hangover and the media and government is calling it “swine flu”. Looks like we have to add “swine flu” to the list of widely known myths:

1)The “economy”

2)The “female orgasm”

3)The “Holo..” ok I won’t go there in this public of a forum but we all know where I was going.

4)“Swine flu”

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A cult leader jailed for sex attacks on children escaped in a helicopter from a prison on the French Indian Ocean island of Reunion on Monday, the regional administration said.

Juliano Verbard, who was serving a 15-year term for rapes and sex assaults on children, and two of his jailed followers were hauled on board a chopper hijacked by three accomplices, said senior official Jean-Francois Moniotte.

If this shit happened at any American prison the helicopter would have been lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. What they need in France is a bunch of American rednecks with no future to be prison guards.

While this guy escaping is bad enough I think the real question is, how the fuck do you only get 15 years for raping kids? In America this guy would have been sentenced to life and used as a condom for 2 much larger pipe laying brothas.

Good job France! Way to be a bunch of queers.

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I guess 3 can be a crowd…

Three’s Company: um ok

I need to tell someone this

Weird ass shit is happening to me

Mr. Furley: such as?

Three’s Company: I am being propositioned for a threesome relentlessly

Mr. Furley: By who?

Three’s Company: By a couple

Mr. Furley: that’s wild

Three’s Company: I woke up to a facebook message this morning asking me if i wanted to come over tonight

Mr. Furley: nice

Three’s Company: And last night I was out at the bar and they kept coming over in front of my friends and being like “hey you should come over and smoke… and then maybe we can play”

I don’t want to play

Mr. Furley: Do it lol

Three’s Company: No

lol

Look at this message I got

Want to play with us tonight?

J and m

Mr. Furley: They hot?

Three’s Company: Yeah

Mr. Furley: So whyy not?

Three’s Company: ummmmmm because I don’t want a threesome

Mr. Furley: ok

Three’s Company: I just don’t know the etiquette for saying “no thanks… I like the cock. And your attempts as a couple to lick my box are creepy”

Mr. Furley: haha

Three’s Company: Man my life is tough