New York – One thing George Costanza had on everyone else in the world was the highest Frogger score ever on an original Frogger machine. No more.
A Westport, Connecticut man has killed one of George’s greatest feats from a classic episode of Seinfeld, and beat the fictional record of 860,630 points.
Pat Laffaye is the first person in video gaming history to beat the fictional "Costanza Score" by crossing pixilated frogs across a busy street, according to Twin Galaxies International, which has the esteemed role as official scorekeeper on all eras of video gaming since 1981.
Laffaye not only beat George’s score but shattered it by getting 896,980 points in 5 hours and 15 minutes.
Biggest loser ever?? If a guy spends 5 hours trying to beat a fictional high score set by televisions biggest loser, it might be time to kill yourself.
And whoever thinks this is going to live on in "pop culture trivia" is fucking retarded because no one is going to remember this shit.
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DJ Pauly D dropping some knowledge so you can be fresh for the holidays.
As someone who has had a blowout, let me tell you it is not easy to maintain. However if you have been rocking a blowout for 10 fucking years you probably should just end it all.
That is what I would give to know this chick in real life today. Seriously, what do you do after Pauly D pulls the mid stair spin move just to get away from you and "The Situation" tears your apart in the confessional.
All of that action almost even made up for MTV pussying out and pulling the actual Snooki punch from the air, but in the end that will never be forgiven. Just like the guys should not be forgiven for not ripping this guys head off because "The Situation" and Pauly were probably lining up some broads to strike out with while Ronnie was aggressively eye gazing with Sammi, and is Vinny even on this show anymore? Real meatheads would have demolished that dude…
On another note JWOWW needs to figure her shit out and start sitting on a dick or she is going to be the biggest waste of talent since god invented breast reduction.
Note: I will not touch Ronnie crying because I don't know what to say and he is a friend of a friend and may rip my head off.
